Great herds of BOY once roamed the plains of North America. The White Man depended upon BOY for menial labor and sexual favors.
In 1960 about 20 million of these BOY still thundered over the western plains. Huge herds often caused traffic jams on weekend nights. In the late 1970's the US Government forced millions of BOY into adulthood, depriving the White Man of their main source of cheap labor and cheap thrills.
By 1981 only five BOY could be found alive in the United States. An American zoologist gathered the remaining BOY into protective custody. Game laws and other measures have allowed the surviving BOY to live and thrive.
The last five BOY formed a rock combo to display themselves to the public with the hope of one day creating a self-supporting wild BOY refuge of their own. So we urge you all to:
GO SEE BOY PLAY very soon, because BOY IS COMING