THE DICK ROGERS SUITE by Frederick George Moore

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THE DICK ROGERS SUITE
by Frederick George Moore
Copyright © 1970
Demophonic Music Publishing BMI
Used with permission

LIBRETTO IMPROVO Total length: 4:05

AN ENGLISH SKY (Moore) length 0:29

Dick Rogers: 4 Saxes; Rick Moore: Percussion.

II.

STRIDE-RITE PARANOIA length 0:27

Dick Rogers:

I'm paranoid 'cause Stride-rite tennis shoes are always watching you. Every chance they get, they're just looking over your shoulder trying...trying to arrest you. Every chance.

Laura F:

Every chance?

Dick Rogers:

Every chance.

Laura F:

Why?

Dick Rogers:

Because they hate me.

Laura F:

Why do they hate you?

Dick Rogers:

I've got long hair and baggy pants. And besides I'm a 43 year old draft regect.

Laura F:

You're a what?

Dick Rogers:

A 43 year old draft regect.

Laura F:

I am too.

Dick Rogers:

They wouldn't take me because I'm too (ppppppooooooo!).

III.

(This) FIGLEAF'S FOR FRANK (Moore ) length 0:09

Dick Rogers: 3 Saxes; Rick Moore: Percussion.

IV.

OUR FIRST ALBUM length 0:12

Bobby Moore : Sax.

Dick Rogers:

This will be on our first album you know!

Laura F:

8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15.

PRELUDE: LA CHANSON DU SINGE (Moore) length 0:14

Dick Rogers: 2 Flutes , Percussion.

VI.

EAVESDROPISATION length 0:10

Dick Rogers:

Oh dear!

Laura F:

Just a minute.

Dick Rogers:

Rick!

Rick Moore:

Yeah.

Dick Rogers:

Bring that out here.

Rick Moore:

I'm busy Recording you.

Dick Rogers:

You are?!!!!!

VII.

BOUCHETTE (Moore) length 0:06

Dick Rogers: Piano, Flute; Rick Moore: Percussion.

VIII.

HE'S RECORDING US length 0:13

Dick Rogers:

Rick says he's busy recording us and I don't want to say anything he can hear.

Laura F:

What?

Dick Rogers:

I don't want to say anything he can hear.

Laura F:

You know what?

IX.

BOUCHER VARIATIONS (Moore) length 0:28

Dick Rogers: 3 Bassoons, Flute; Mark Winger:: Percussion.

PERVERSIVE ORGANIZATIONS length 0:14

Laura F:

Didn't hear a word you were saying.

Dick Rogers:

Rick Moore is listening to us.

Laura F:

Rick.

Dick Rogers:

He's tape recording it too. Say something perverse.

XI.

CUTIE (Moore, Winger, Weiss) length 0:06

Rick Moore: Voice; Mark Winger:: Voice; Dick Rogers: Percussion.

Cutie you are a dove in the zoo of paradise

Will you come and sing a song for me? Hot cha cha cha.

XII.

BOUCHE ROCK (Moore) length 0:18

Dick Rogers: 3 Saxes; Rick Moore: Percussion. Mark Winger:: Guitar, Percussion.

XIII.

AARDVARK EGGS length 0:07

Dick Rogers:

(Almost chinese!) Aardvark eggs.

Laura F:

What?

Dick Rogers:

Aardvark eggs.

Laura F:

No, I disagree.

XIV.

PART I: LA CHANSON DU SINGE (Moore) length 0:22

Dick Rogers: 2 Flutes , Percussion.

XV.

GOOD THING YOU DIDN'T KNOW IT length 0:21

Laura F:

Did you know that red, white and blue ribbons are perverted?

Dick Rogers:

No I didn't know that.

Laura F:

Well, it's not true.

Dick Rogers:

Oh, good.

Laura F:

Good thing you didn't know it.

Dick Rogers:

Yes, that might be a good thing.

Laura F:

Yes, yes it is. (fade)